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The new owl meme is here!

why do old people read the bible so much
i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
shout out to all the people who aren’t for whatever reason going out with friends to celebrate the new year, to those who are staying in, to those who won’t be seeing fireworks. i hope you have a lovely new year’s eve anyway.
survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear
I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that
survive or else
someone answer this please
I love how this is thru UK Google, like someone from the UK doesn’t think Canada is real

You have received a visit from Jotaro’s hat not assimilating itself into his hair, this only happens once every 100 years, reblog and you will get your own stand in 24 hours
Can’t risk it
does anyone else feel like they constantly have to justify everything they do? Iike I’m always mentally preparing a reason behind everything just in case anyone was to question it.